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Sharing

January 2nd, 2010

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing the half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine – they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said ‘No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.’

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man

again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked ‘What is it you are waiting for?’

She answered

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Best Divorce Letter

October 9th, 2009

Dear hubby:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever..
I’ve  been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.

These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your games. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Wife

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Husband’s reply to his wife’s letter :
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Before and After Marriage

October 8th, 2009

Before marriage…..

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage….
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Strength of a Man and Beauty of a Woman

September 21st, 2009

Strength of a Man

The strength of a man isn’t seen in the width of his shoulders.
It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.
The strength of a man isn’t in the deep tone of his voice.
It is in the gentle words he whispers.
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Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger??

September 14th, 2009

Thumb represents              –  parents
Second finger represents — brothers & sisters
Center finger represents  –  own self
Fourth finger represents –  your partner
Last finger represents      –   your children

Really interesting

Pls read the following, you may not believe that really god made this a miracle (this is from a Chinese excerpt) but still interesting!

Firstly, join your palms as shown in photo below, center finger bend and put together back to back Secondly let the rest of the 4 fingers touch tips to tip
Game begins, follow the instructions below for all the 5 fingers but only 1 pair can split.

Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger??

Try to open your thumb, the thumb represents parents, it can be opened because….. …………. Whoever may be, our parents will leave us one day.
Please close up your thumb, then open your second finger, this finger represents brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is the reason that they will leave us too. Now close up your second finger,

Open up your little finger, this represents your children. Sooner or later they too will leave us for they got they own living to live nevertheless, close up your little finger,

Try to open your fourth finger in which we put our wedding ring; you will be surprised to find that it cannot be opened at all. Because it represents husband and wife, this whole life you will be attached to each other

real love will stick together ever and forever. .

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10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

September 13th, 2009

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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50 PROMISES FOR SUCCESSFUL MARRIED LIFE

September 9th, 2009

Very Important Promises for all Husbands and Wives, If you keep it very good, and if not Promise yourself from today…!
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The Art of Marriage

August 27th, 2009
  1. A good marriage must be created
  2. In a marriage, the little things are the big things
  3. Its never being too old to hold hands
  4. Its remembering to say “I need you” at least once a day
  5. Its never going to sleep angry
  6. Its having mutual sense of values and common objectives
  7. Its standing together facing the world
  8. Its forming a circle of love that gathers in the whole family
  9. Its speaking words of appreciation and demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways
  10. Its having the capacity to forgive and forget
  11. Its giving each other an atmosphere in which each can grow
  12. Its a common search for the good and the beautiful
  13. Its not about marrying the right person – It is about being the right partner
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Rules For A Happy Married Life

August 26th, 2009
  1. Never should both get angry at the same time
  2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire
  3. If one of you must win an argument, let it be your spouse – because his/her ictory is your victory
  4. If you have to criticise, do it lovingly
  5. Never bring up mistakes of the past – burry the hatchet
  6. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled
  7. Say one kind or complimentary word to your spouse, at least once every day
  8. When you have done something wrong, be ready to admit it and ask for forgiveness
  9. It takes two to quuarrel – You don’t be one! And the one, who is wrong, is the one who does the most talking – Avoid!
  10. Neglect the whole world, If required(includes friends, habits, gossips, etc), rather than each other
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Marriage Quotes

August 20th, 2009

I  recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

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