A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, “I know what
the Bible means!”
His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you know’; what the Bible
means?
The son replied, “I do know!” “Okay,” said his father. “What does the Bible
mean?”
“That’s easy, Daddy…” the young boy replied excitedly,” It stands for
‘Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.’
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A good friend of ours in Mequon lost their 25 year old son Arun Gopal in a freak fire accident at home June 4th. This is exactly what happened. Arun had graduated with MBA from University of Wisconsin-Madison just two weeks earlier and had came home from the campus for a day.
He had lunch with his dad at home and decided to go back to clean up his room at the campus.However,his dad told him to wait and see his mother before returning to the campus as she was due back from work in a couple of hours. He decided to take a snooze while waiting for his mom while his dad went out.
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When I was 4 Yrs Old : My father is THE BEST
When I was 6 Yrs Old : My father seems to know everyone
When I was 10 Yrs Old : My father is excellent but he is short tempered
When I was 12 Yrs Old : My father was nice when I was little
When I was 14 Yrs Old : My father started being too sensitive
When I was 16 Yrs Old : My father can’t keep up with modern time
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22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.
17. Says “Hey” instead of “Hi”.
Says “Yogurt” instead says “Curds”.
Says “Cab” instead of “Taxi”.
Says “Candy” instead of “Chocolate”.
Says “Cookie” instead of “Biscuit”.
Says ” Free Way ” instead of “Highway”.
Says “got to go” instead of “Have to go”.
Says “Oh” instead of “Zero”, (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
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Every person desires to improve his or her own personality.
It is quite evident in the methods and processes that are being employed in order to accomplish this particular goal. This is perhaps the reason why people buy new clothes or cut their hair. They improve their image and other things related to changing their appearances.
Personality goes beyond external appearance. It includes dispositions, traits, qualities, speech, and other things innate in the person.
Here are some tips in improving personality:
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A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about what they would like God to do for them…
At the end of the day while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional. Her husband, that had just walked in saw her crying and asked her:
- What happened?
She answered
- Read this. It’s one of my students essays
Oh God, tonight I ask you something very special: Make me into a television. I want to take its place. Live like the TV in my house. Have my own special place, And have my family around ME. To be taken seriously when I talk…. I want to be the centre of attention and be heard without interruptions or questions. I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives when it is not working. Have the company of my dad when he arrives home from work, even when he is tired.
And I want my mom to want me when she is sad and upset, instead of ignoring me… And… I want my brothers to fight to be with me…
I want to feel that family just leaves everything aside, every now and then, just to spend some time with me. And last but not least make it that I can make them all happy and entertain them…
Lord I don’t ask you for much… I just want to live like every TV
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet.
He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat.
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat.
He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy.
That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were.
The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, “Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?”
The man said, “I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.”
I wrote: “Today is a beautiful day but I cannot see it…”
Both signs told people that the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind.
The second sign told people that they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?
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Here is a list of the deadly women spies who have made it into the history books.
Mata Hari:
The first name that comes to your mind when you mention women spies. Mata Hari was born as Margaret Gertrude Zelle.
Mata Hari who was born in Holland and later she married a Dutch army officer. She later became a dancer and became immensely popular in Paris. During the First World War she shot to the limelight as a courtesan to many high-ranking officials in the German army..She masqueraded as an Indian princess to gain access to army officials in Paris.
There are conflicting reports about her allegiance during the war with some reports claiming her to be working for the Germans and others saying she was a French agent. She was tried in France in February 1917 and executed on October 15.
Virginia Hall:
Also known as Marie Monin aka the Limping Lady, she started as a consular service clerk at the American Embassy in Warsaw, Poland, she was considered to be one of the deadliest spies in the Second World War.
Hall later joined the British Special Operations Executive and was posted to France. During this time the Gestapo chief regarded her as the most dangerous person in France.
Hall incidentally had suffered an unfortunate accident where she shot herself in the foot and had to use a prosthetic limb. In spite of her handicap, she proved to be a successful agent and was honoured by the British and the French after the war.
Belle Boyd:
Known as the Cleopatra of the secession, she was a spy during the American Civil War. She worked for the Confederate President, Jefferson Davis and operated out of her father’s hotel in Virginia. She carried letters for Davis to England.
She used her charming ways to become a major attraction in the social circles in Washington which helped her get information. During one of her missions in 1864 she was asked to carry a letter to England but was captured by the Union Navy. However the officer in charge fell in love with her and let her escape.
Boyd was caught at least 30 times by the Union forces during the American Civil war.
» Read more: How female spies changed the course of history
As you are Software engineer,
Remove this bug from code…………….
##########################################################
#include < stdio.h >
#define LAST 10
int main()
{
int i, sum = 0;
for ( i = 1; i < = LAST; i++ )
{
sum += i;
}
/*-for-*/
printf(“sum = %d\n”, sum);
return 0;
}
##########################################################
And the developer fixes it this way
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