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Me and My Father

June 7th, 2010

When I was 4 Yrs Old : My father is THE BEST

When I was 6 Yrs Old : My father seems to know everyone

When I was 10 Yrs Old : My father is excellent but he is short tempered

When I was 12 Yrs Old : My father was nice when I was little

When I was 14 Yrs Old : My father started being too sensitive

When I was 16 Yrs Old : My father can’t keep up with modern time
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LOL

September 4th, 2009
  1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that “she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED” .
  2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY
  3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
    1. Tele-Phone
    2. Tele-Vision
    3. Tell to Woman

    Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

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THE BEST OF THE WORST!!!!

August 17th, 2009

THE WORST HIJACKING
We shall never know the identity of the man who in 1976 made the most unsuccessful hijack attempt ever. On a flight across America, he rose from his seat, drew gun and took the stewardess hostage.
‘Take me to Detroit,’ he demanded.
‘We’re already going to Detroit,’ she replied.
‘Oh … good,’ he said, and sat down again.

THE WORST BANK ROBBERY
In August 1975 three men were on their way in to rob the Royal Bank of Scotland at Rothesay, when they got stuck in the revolving doors. They had to be helped free by the staff and, after thanking everyone, sheepishly left the building.
A few minutes later they returned and announced their intention of robbing the bank, but none of the staff believed them.
When they demanded 5,000 pounds in cash, the head cashier laughed at them, convinced that it was a practical joke.. Then one of the men jumped over the counter, but fell to the floor clutching his ankle. The other two tried to make their getaway, but got trapped in the revolving doors again.
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