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Best Divorce Letter

October 9th, 2009

Dear hubby:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever..
I’ve  been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.

These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your games. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Wife

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Husband’s reply to his wife’s letter :
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American Family & Indian Family

July 6th, 2009

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot
after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,” You know my parents are forcing me to
get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t
even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a
woman whom I don’t love…I told them that openly and now have a hell lot
of family problems.

“The American said, “Talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my
story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. “After
a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my
father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.My
daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and
so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my
father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson.Ultimately, I have become my
own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems…. Give me a break!

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How to make a woman happy

June 19th, 2009

To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
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