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Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from “US”.

May 28th, 2010

22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.

17. Says “Hey” instead of “Hi”.
Says “Yogurt” instead says “Curds”.
Says “Cab” instead of “Taxi”.
Says “Candy” instead of “Chocolate”.
Says “Cookie” instead of “Biscuit”.
Says ” Free Way ” instead of “Highway”.
Says “got to go” instead of “Have to go”.
Says “Oh” instead of “Zero”, (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
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Only in America

March 28th, 2010

Spread the Stupidity

  1. Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
  2. People order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
  3. Banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
  4. We leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
  5. We buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
  6. They have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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