Posts Tagged ‘health’

Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from “US”.

May 28th, 2010

22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.

17. Says “Hey” instead of “Hi”.
Says “Yogurt” instead says “Curds”.
Says “Cab” instead of “Taxi”.
Says “Candy” instead of “Chocolate”.
Says “Cookie” instead of “Biscuit”.
Says ” Free Way ” instead of “Highway”.
Says “got to go” instead of “Have to go”.
Says “Oh” instead of “Zero”, (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
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Weekend classes

March 26th, 2010

CLASSES FOR WOMEN…. Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1.   Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2.   The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Making Deposits

Topic 3.   Parties:
Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4.   Bathroom Etiquette:
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5.   Communication Skills I:
Tears – The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 6.   Communication Skills II:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7.   Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8.   Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up

Topic 9.    Classic Footwear:
Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 10.   Oil and Petrol:
Your Car Needs Both

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!
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On a high!!! :) Good one

September 24th, 2009

A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a Marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come with me running through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!”

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing Opium, so the rabbit again says, “Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so good!”

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to take a Heroin shot… The rabbit says “Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!”

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the little rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, “Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!”

The lion answers….. …..

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Mental Health and Anger Management

September 12th, 2009

What Is Anger?

Anger is a very powerful emotion that can stem from feelings of frustration, hurt, annoyance or disappointment.

It is a normal human emotion that can range from slight irritation to strong rage.

Anger can be harmful or helpful, depending upon how it is expressed.

Knowing how to recognize and express anger in appropriate ways can help people to reach goals, handle emergencies, and solve problems.

However, problems can occur if people fail to recognize and understand their anger.

What Are the Dangers of Suppressed Anger?
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Bananas and their Uncountable Benefits

August 18th, 2009

Going Bananas

A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas.

He said the expression “going bananas” is from the effects of bananas on the brain.

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator! !!

This is interesting. After reading this, you’ll never look at a banana in the same way again.

Bananas contain three natural sugars – sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world’s leading athletes. But energy isn’t the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. » Read more: Bananas and their Uncountable Benefits

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IF MEN GOT PREGNANT

August 13th, 2009
  1. Maternity leave would last two years… With full pay.
  2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
  3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
  4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
  5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
  6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
  7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
  8. They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
  9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM
  10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
  11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
  12. They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
  13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
  14. Women would rule the world!!
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