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Wrong Email ID — Too Gooood

December 18th, 2009

A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room,
So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile… Somewhere in Houston ,
a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow’s son rushed into the room,
found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
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Intelligent mail

November 3rd, 2009

This has got to be one of the most clever  e -mails I’ve received in a   while.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one!!!!)

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE
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College days

October 11th, 2009

Remembering my class mates, after few years
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone now is busy a lot,
No one escaped destiny’s plot.

Saw the girl, whom once I thought as my best friend,
Oops! Today she is somebody else’s girl friend,
After months, remembered about her for a little while,
Heard she is happy, that made me smile.
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Pain of a married man

May 29th, 2009

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. “What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the
room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?” The husband looks up from his coffee, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating,
and you were only 18?” he asks solemnly. “Yes I do” she replies. The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. “Do you remember when your
father caught us in the garden?” “Yes, I remember” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued.. “Do you
remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I’ll send you to jail for 20 years?” “I remember that
too” she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, “I would have been released today!”

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